Name: Old Enough to Know Better– Pullover Hoodie
Brand: Cotton Heraitage
SKU: 3064
Availability: InStock

Old Enough to Know Better– Pullover Hoodie

Price range: £40.00 through £42.00

You’ve earned the right to not care. This hoodie wraps sarcasm in fleece and wears maturity like a punchline.

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Description

Unisex Hoodie with Ironic Maturity Statement

Old Enough to Know Better is comfort with bite. Printed bold on soft black fleece, the front reads: “Old enough to know better…” and the back finishes the thought: “…Not mature enough to care.” Designed for those who’ve aged without mellowing, it’s symbolic apparel for the emotionally fluent. The warmth is real, but the message is sharper. Whether pulled tight or worn loose, this hoodie doesn’t decorate—it declares. It’s not about rebellion—it’s about refusal. A nod to the ones who ghost expectations and dress with intent. Wear it when you want to be seen, but not explained. This is seasonal moodwear for the ones who’ve outgrown apologies but not attitude. A ritual in fleece, stitched for those fluent in irony and allergic to conformity.

Comfortable Contradiction for Cold-Weather Cynics

This unisex hoodie blends dry humour with emotional fluency. A two-part message stitched in fleece, worn with intent.

Fit, Size & Specs

Fit & Sizing

Comfortable fit across body types
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Runs a little snug
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Specs

Fabric Weight

8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)

Material

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Interior

Soft fleece lining

Pockets

Front pouch pocket

Reinforcement

Double-needle stitching throughout

Origin

Honduras, Nicaragua, or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fleece lining, the hoodie may feel slightly snug on first wear but softens with use.

Care Instructions

Print Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. No fabric softeners.

Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for the longest life.

Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.

Do not dry clean.

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🇫🇷 AGEC & 🇪🇺 GPSR Compliance

Regulatory Compliance Statement

To ensure full transparency and product safety, this item complies with both the French AGEC Law and the EU-wide General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).

Traceability:
Weaving — Pakistan
Dyeing — Pakistan
Manufacturing — Pakistan
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restriction: For adults
EU warranty: 2 years
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements

For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.