Name: Obligatory Tall Guy – Pullover Hoodie
Brand: Cotton Heraitage
SKU: 2212
Availability: InStock

Obligatory Tall Guy – Pullover Hoodie

Price range: £40.00 through £41.00

Tall, warm, and self-aware. This hoodie wraps you in fleece and says what every short person’s thinking—without the side-eye.

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Description

Unisex Hoodie with Humorous Tall Person Message

Obligatory Tall Guy is comfort with a conscience. Printed bold on soft black fleece, the back reads: “OBLIGATORY TALL GUY – APOLOGIES FOR BLOCKING YOUR VIEW TONIGHT!” The front features a small circular emblem—quiet, intentional, and symbolic. Designed for gigs, festivals, and standing-room rituals, it’s humour stitched in self-awareness. The warmth is real, but the message is sharper. Whether pulled tight or worn loose, this hoodie doesn’t decorate—it declares. A festive contradiction stitched for cold-weather cynics who stand tall and still make space. It’s not about guilt—it’s about grace. A visual nod to the reality of height and the art of owning it. Wear it when you want to be seen, but not misunderstood. This is seasonal moodwear for the ones who ghost ego but haunt empathy. A ritual in fleece, printed for those who know their presence comes with perspective.

Comfortable Clarity for Tall-Person Presence

This unisex hoodie blends dry humour with emotional fluency. A tall-person apology stitched in fleece, worn with intent.

Fit, Size & Specs

Fit & Sizing

Comfortable fit across body types
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Runs a little snug
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Specs

Fabric Weight

8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)

Material

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Interior

Soft fleece lining

Pockets

Front pouch pocket

Reinforcement

Double-needle stitching throughout

Origin

Honduras, Nicaragua, or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fleece lining, the hoodie may feel slightly snug on first wear but softens with use.

Care Instructions

Print Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. No fabric softeners.

Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for the longest life.

Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.

Do not dry clean.

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🇫🇷 AGEC & 🇪🇺 GPSR Compliance

Regulatory Compliance Statement

To ensure full transparency and product safety, this item complies with both the French AGEC Law and the EU-wide General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).

Traceability:
Weaving — Pakistan
Dyeing — Pakistan
Manufacturing — Pakistan
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restriction: For adults
EU warranty: 2 years
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements

For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.